Thursday, February 11, 2010
Barkeep -- Give Me a Mug of Your Finest Silicon!
According to a recent study by researchers from the Department of Food Science & Technology at the University of California, it's possible my bones don't feel like they should because I'm not getting my daily recommended allowance of silicon, which I had no idea was supposed to be a part of a healthy diet.
And where do these researchers say I can find all the silicon I'll ever need?
In Beer, of course!
That's it! I haven't been drinking enough beer. In fact, I can't remember the last time I've had one. A week ago? No, it's been a month or two! No wonder my bones feel like they're about to snap into tiny little pieces.
So tonight, for the sake of good health, I'm heading to my local beer store to buy me a six pack of silicon. Longnecks. Serve them up icey cold, for the goodness of my bones.
Silicon makes bones healthy.
Silicon makes bones strong.
Give me a mug of Silicon,
and I'll be happy the whole night long.
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