Monday, January 18, 2010

The Differences Between Men and Women

Vintage Photograph
There are many verifiable ways that men and women are different. Women watch "Sex in the City", men watch NASCAR. Women read "Ladies Home Journal", men read "Sports Illustrated" and "Field & Stream." Women watch Regis, Men watch Kelly. But there is no greater chasm between the sexes than when it comes to feeling loved.

Men and women feel "loved" in very different ways. Women feel loved when their man comes home at night, fixes supper, washes the dishes, goes out and mows the yard, changes the oil in the car, takes out the trash BEFORE it starts to stink, pays the bills on time, washes his hands after he pees, puts the seat down (without being reminded), scrapes the ice off the windshield and takes his woman to romantic movies because he wants to.

There's only one thing a man needs in order to feel loved -- sex. The more the better! But never during a NASCAR race. Well, maybe during commercials and after crashes.

Yes, men and women are different. And the sooner we appreciate the differences between the sexes, the better!

1 comment:

Jamie said...

Makes sense...Except I always tune to ESPN at the gym. And I love to see the pretty cars go round and round the track.

I agree men need sex to feel love. The real problem in the man/woman equation is that men don't need love for sex.

That chaps most woman the wrong way. If men understood that that...Well, men are never going to understand that.

Keep writing and when you get that figured out, please let us know.